So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

So I'm out. It's hard to post this because–and I cannot believe I'm typing this–I have been doing this for over a year now. And I loved every second of it. I really wish that I weren't stopping, but it's clear to me that I need to move on now so that I can give myself...

Santa, You Suck

When I was a little kid, I thought Santa was the coolest guy ever. Who else in my life did I know who ate nothing but cookies and delivered presents to kids such as myself? Well, there was the crazy old woman down the street but her presents really sucked. Who at the...

Uninspired? Get Revenge

Usually when I do this column, I don't talk much about myself. That's probably because A) I am boring and B) I do not have a second item. That is how boring I am. Sorry. In any case, I'd like to tell you a little tale of something that recently happened that is...

Avoid Plagiarism by Copying Yourself

I discovered that I am one of the greenest people out there. See, last year I wrote this article about the holidays on giving gifts and maybe doing freelance writing for family members instead of actually giving out presents. Funny, as an article, but not great. I...

How to Regain Inspiration

When you're a creative type like me–and you aren't, so I don't know why you're reading this article, but that's okay, I can't really talk you out of it and you never listen to me anymore–you have to keep the creative juices flowing. Now that I've grossed you out with...
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